Main Tenu Kinni Wari Cal Keti
Sardar: Yar Kal Main Tennu Kinni Wari Cal Keti Par Tu Phone Nai Chukya
SHEIKH: Kyn Chukan?
Jera Main 25 Rupay Da Gana
Lugwaya A O Tera Peo
Sunay Ga??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 953 views
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