Teacher: What r the people

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know.

Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of

Germany called?Student: They r called Germs.

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Semi Final:
PAKISTAN VS NEWZELAND
Newzeland: 330/10
Pakistan: 335/7 49.3 Overs
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Pakistan has won the match by three wiskets
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Peshawar mai aik din pehle match nazar aa gaya....

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Doctor:Bache Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Dena Chahiye,

Sardar:Woh To Thek Hai Par Ubaalne Se Bacha Mar To Nhi Jaayega….

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Sardar vs dost

Sardar:aik din mujhe bahut gussa aya aur me ne zor se dewar pe laat mari aur wo toot gai.
Dost:aby jhoot mat bol
sardar:dewar nai meri laat toot gai thi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pyaar sab ko chahiye

Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye,
aur ladkiyo ko bhi.
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Difference is that
ladkiyo ko Ashiqui 2 movie wala chahiye.
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And ladko ko..

.Murder2 wala

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Do me a favor?

A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a
few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Uff yeh larkian

2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen.
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Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga:
Kyun larrh rahi ho?
Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye.
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Phir
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Phir kya?
Dono girls puray rastay khari rahin.
Ufff yeh intelligent boys!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
2 Cheeje kismat walo ko

2 Cheeje kismat walo ko milti hai

1- Without Boyfrnd wali acchi
Patni...!
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Aur
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2- samose ke sath xtra chatni:-p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
English Paper! Sardar ko jumly bnany thy.

English Paper! Sardar ko jumly bnany thy.
1: "WHAT"
Tania ko Ali k saath daikh kar Asim k mathay par
"WHAT" par gaey.
2: "KILL"
Arif ne deewar main "KILL" thoak k tasveer tang
di.
3: "MY"
Hum ne ghar k kaamon k liye aik "MY" rahki hoi
hai.
4: "DIG"
Paon phisal janay ki wajah se Aslam neher main
"DIG" gya.
hahahahahahaha wah sardar G...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mar kha kr

1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr

Ghusy me School

ja raha tha

Raste me kisi ne Pocha

Beta

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Parhty ho?

Bacha:Nhi knjar hn uniform me Mujra krny jata hu.

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