Yahudo chsl rh tha
1971 da yudh chal reha c.Pak jahaj to bumb sut
reha c Loki gharo bahar aa gaye.
Banto:Mein apne nakli dand bhul gayi.
Banta:'Saliye Jahaj bumb sutda kurkure ni.
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