1 rupia de de baba

Fakeer: 1 Rupia dede Baba
Aadmi:
Sharam Nai Ati itnay hattay kattay khubsurat
nojawan ho k bheek mangtay ho
fakeer:Acha pher apni behan ka rishta day de.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 838 views
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