Faqeer to Men: Allaha ke naam pe de do
Men: Maf karo baba
Faqeer: Kuch to de do

Men: Achha baba jo SMS pad raha hai usko le jao

Faqeer: Maine Bhikh mangi hai bhikari nahin

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1002 views

Khushi ke lamhe..

KHUSHI k Lamhe kis Qadar Mukhtasir hOte hain
~'~''~''~DOST''~'~'~'
Abi Pankha Chalaya hi tha k phr Light Chali gai

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Teacher Pathan

Teacher:2 Mai Se 2 Minus Kr Do To Kya Bcha?

Pathan:Hum Ko Swal Smjh Nae Aya

Teacher:Tmare Pas 2 Rotian Thi
Tm Ne Un Ko Kha Lia Ab Kya Bcha? Pathan:Salan.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 boys where going on a motor

3 boys where going on a motor cycle.

policeman gave hand to stop them. A sardar shouted
oye pehle hi teen bhete nayen tu kithay bethen ga…!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Do Admi Train Par

Train mein 2 aadmi safar kar rahe the...

1st : Kahan se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Chandigarh se
1st : Wahan se toh mai b aa raha hu. Chandigarh me kahan
se aa rahe ho?

2nd : Sector 41 se
1st : Wahan se toh Mai b aa raha hu ye btao Sector 41 mein
kahan se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Sector 41-A se

1st : Wahan se to Mai bi aa raha hu ye batao Sector 41-A se
kis ke ghar se aa rahe ho?

2nd : Gautam sahab ke ghar se
1st: Wahan se toh Mai bi aa raha hu acha ye batao kahan ja
rahe ho?

Aas paas k musafiron ne tang aa ke kaha aakhir tum dono ho kaun..??

Dono aadmi : Hum dono bhai hain, bas time pass kar rahe
hain :P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)