Jab Maine ache kapde Pehn
Pati- Jab Maine ache kapde Pehn k Bazar Jata hu to Sabziwala sabzi mengi deta hai Jab Gande Kapde pehn k jata hu to sasti
BV- Kal se Katora le k jana
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