Judge: You have been sentenced to death, however you can choose the way you want to die.

Accused: I want to die of old age, your honor

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 658 views

Qurbani zaya na jae

Boy:aae bewafa to ne dil jala dia.dil ko jala k tun ne rakh bana dia

girl:teri ye qurbani raigan nai jae gi,rakh idhar bhej de bartan dhone k kam aye gi.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Aqal ki had

jang may pathan nay bullet proof jacket ki jaga
machar dani pahan rakhi thee ....kisi nay pocha kio
g pathan bola jis may say machar nahy guzar sakta
goli kaisy guzary ga ,,,,,,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

No one teaches a volcano how to errupt

No one teaches a volcano how to errupt
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No one teaches a tsunami how to arise
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No one teaches a hurricane how to sway around
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And ....
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No one teaches a man how to choose wife
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coz
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Natural Disasters jst happens

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa bar bar apni windows ka Pasword

santa bar bar apni windows ka
Pasword bhool jata tha.
Ek baar usne socha
Mein apni windows ka Password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhulu.


Usne password rakha INCORRECT
Ab jab bhi wo ghalat pasword enter karta

Computer usey khud bata deta
“Your pasword is Incorrect”

Santa Rocked. Computer Shocked…
Oye Balle Balle

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gaane Tu Akela Sun Rahe Ho

Gaane Tu Akela Sune
In an aeroplane Santa was trying to snatch the headphone from the Pilot

Pilot:What r u doing?
Santa:Ticket Hum Dein, Aur Gaane Tu Akela Sun rahe ho!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)