You have been sentenced to death
Judge: You have been sentenced to death, however you can choose the way you want to die.
Accused: I want to die of old age, your honor
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views
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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
PatHaN AskEd a DR: Doodh Peene Se RaNg Gora hOta Hai KyA?
Dr: haaN Doodh Me CaLciuM hota hai is liyE
PatHan: acha to PhiR bhaNs ka BaccHa kyUn KaLa hOta hAi?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Aik dafa do dost jungle main ja rahe the ke sher a gya ailk to darakht pr charh gya dosra lait gya or saans rok lia ye daikh kr shair us ke pass aya or kaan main kahan yahan zubaida apa ke totke nahi chalte
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.
Dost:Kiun?
Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par
Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pani ko bewkuf kaise banaoge?
Socho
Socho
...
Socho
Garam karo or roz ki tarah aaj bhi mat nahao.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Major Rohail-
Ye main bardasht nhi kr skta
Tumare hotel me bohat saari
Makheyan hai
Waiter-
Hukam kre sir
Ap ktni bardasht kr skte hy
Baki ko bahar nekal du ga
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.
The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets."
"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.
"Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse.
After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."
After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.
The nurse asked, "Sir, are you all right?"
"Yes" says the man, "I'm o.k. now. I just had a shocking thought. I work at the 7-11 Store."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Baar Santa Dharu Peekar Sadak Pe Ja Raha Hota Aur Achanak Se
Ek Sadhu Se Takra Jata Hai
Sadhu Gusse Se: “Array Murkh,
Main Tujhe Shraap Deta Hoon”
Santa: “Ruko-Ruko Baba, Main Glass Le Kar Aata Hoon, Fir Dena“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TEacher :
Hamesha Yad Rakho
Hum Is Dunia Me Dosro Ki
Khidmat Karne Aaye
Hain
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Sardar :
Wah g wah!
Te fer Dujay Ki Amb Len Aae Ney.. ?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Sardar Was Helping His Son
In Filling Admission Form.
SON:
Baapu Ye “Mothr’s Tongue” Walay Box Me
Kya Likhna Hai?
SARDAR:
Likh De Puttar
“Very Long”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)