FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

SON: Under Water, Dad.

FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views

2 3 ghante

Maalik Naukar say:
yeh tum kisi bhi kaam k liye jaatay ho to wapas
aanay main
2 - 3 ghantay kyun laga daitay ho. ?
Naukar:
sahab aap nay he to kaha tha k bijli ki tarah kaam
karna ..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

sardar & ABC

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Doing nothing

PUPIL: I plan to do absolutely nothing for the next three months.

TEACHER: That should be easy You've had nine months of practice doing that in school.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Newly Arrived Baby Joke

At a hospital looking through the window at the newly arrived babies.
Father says, “Kitchy Kitchy Koo”…. “How Sweet” Look, she smiled! Isn’t she adorable?” His friend says, “But your kid didn’t smile.” The father replies, “I was talking about the nurse”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The field trip

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want him very badly."

So Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)