Teachar(Pappu Se):

Teachar(Pappu Se): 2 aisi cheezo ke naam btao,
jinhe nashte me nhi kha sakte

Pappu:Sir, ek LUNCH AUR dusra DINNER !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 588 views
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