Memon Kangal Ho Gya

1 Memon Kangal Ho Gya
To Usne Apni BV Se Kaha:
Bchon Ko Unki Nani K Ghr Bhej Do
Or Tum Apni Ma K Ghar Chali Jao
Mera Allah Malik
He Me Apny Susral Chala Jata Hun.

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