Sher Ka Sher
Door Se Dekha To Laga, Ek Sher Bytha hai...
Door Se Dekha To Laga, Ek Sher Bytha hai...
Waah Waah... Door Se Dekha To Laga, Ek Sher Bytha Hai...
Waah Waah Waah...
Door Se Dekha To Laga, Ek Sher Bytha Hai...
Darke Pass Hi Nahi Gaya!
Waah Kya Sher Hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 953 views
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