me kia bechon gaa
Santa angoor baech raha tha
1 admi bola k sary angoor tol k dedo!
Santa : nahi yar jao yahan se mai tumko sub angoor nahi baech sakta
Admi : mager keon nhi de sakte ?
Santa:ager mai sarey angoor tum ko baych dunga to pura din kiya bechunga
by tahir bashir (few years ago!) / 723 views
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