Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy
Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:
Khabees Ka Bachcha..
Zarori Nahi K
Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 931 views

Allah K naam par khana dedo

Faqir: Baji bhoka hun Allah K naam par khana de
do
Baji: Khana abhi nahi paka
Faqir: Baji FaceBook pe BABA NIAZ k naam se hun,
pak jaye to wall pe update kr dena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Ne Nayi Car Li

Santa Ne Nayi Car Li Aur Sadak Pe Leke Ghumne
Nikal Pada.
Raste Mein Ek Jagah Checking Ho Rahi Thhi, Ek
Police Wale Ne Usko Rok Liya.
Santa Ne Gadi Side Pe Laga Li, Inspector Aaya Aur
Saanta Se Pucha.
Inspector: “Car Gas Par Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi Ji”
Inspector: “Petrol Par Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi”
Inspector: “To Diesel Par Hogi?”
Santa: “Ji Vo Bhi Nahi”
Inspector Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Bola: “Abe Phir Kis
Par Hai?”
Santa Bholepan Se: “Ji Installment Par Hai“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Phatan ki aqal

Ik din ik pathan sabzi leenay gaya or woh sabzi
mandi pohncha to dekha kafi deer se sabziwala sabzi
ko pani laga raha hai akhir tang aaker us ne sabzi
walay see kaha jub yah timtor hosh main ajayeen to
2 kilo tol dena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Miraasi ka bacha school daakhil ho gaya

Miraasi ka bacha school daakhil ho gaya
Teacher ne kaha 2 ka pahaara sunao

Wo sharmatay howe bola

Miss G Tussi Naal Niki Niki Tolki Wajao

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Unmarried shaksh

Unmarried shaksh gher se nikalty hoay:

"Ya ALLAH apni Hifazat mein rakhna",
aor
Gher enter hoty waqt,
... "Ya ALLAH tera Shuker"..

Married shakhs gher mein enter hoty waqt:

"Ya ALLAH apni Hifazat mein rakhna"
aor

Gher se nikalty waqt,
"Ya ALLAH tera Shuker"..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)