Speeding Ticket
A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
by Kamran (few years ago!) / 2672 views
Similar Jokes
Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola,
india se America tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.
Bhagwan bole: bahot mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.
Aadmi bola: To phir aap meri biwi ko Bahot samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.
Bhagwan bole, sadak single banana hai ya double.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once A Girl Asked Pappu.
Girlfriend: “Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance Etc. But Nothing To Measure Love, Trust, Friendship Why ???”
Pappu Thought For A While Took Her In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes And Said
Pappu: “Dekh Janu, Dimaagh Mat Kha Already Physics Mein Fail Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Airhostess se: "Aapki shakal meri BV se bohat milti hai."
Airhostess ek zor daar thappar us pathan kay mun par marti hai.
Pathan:"Aadat bhi bohat milti hai."
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sardar: I Love U
Ka Kya Matlab Hy?
Girl: Ma Tumse Pyar Karti Hun.
Sardar:
Aaj Kal Ki Larkiyan To Buhat Besharam Hyn.
Ek Bat Ka Matlab Kya Pocha Free Hogaen.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
.
.
.
Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Match ka last over tha or Santa ki team ko jeetne ke liye 30runs chaiye the
Santa ne Khuda Se Dua Ki-Hey Allah Bowlar Ashish Nehra Jaisa Ho Or Wicketkeepar Kamran Akmal Jaisa
Tabhi upar se aawaz aayi-Mai ek Galti Dusri Baar Nahi Karta
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Question: Agar Duniya mein Bejli Na Hoti Tu Hum TV Kaise Deikhte . . Pathan: Mom Batti Jala K…
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Dadi mrte hue boli:Beta me apna farm, 6 tractor,50 janwar & 22,389,630 cash tmhare naam krti hun
Pota:dadi ye sub hai kahan?
Dadi: Farmville on facebook.:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar K Ghar Chor A Gya
Sardar Ne Dekha To Chor Bhaga.
Sardar Bhagta Bhagta Chor Sy B Agay Nikal Gya.
.
.
.
Sardar: Ek Tay Chori Utto Saday Naal Raisaan…?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Baap; Agar ab Tum Fail Huye to Mujhe ABBU Mat Kehna
Result Aane Per
Baap: kya bana result?
Beta: Sorry Yaar mushtaq aj Tum ne Baap kehlaane ka HAQ Kho dia¿¿
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)