Teacher: What should be in
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 819 views
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Yun Hatheli pe kabhi serson jama deta hoon main
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
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Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
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kid to his mom: Maa main
kaise
paida
hua tha??
Mom: maine ek bartan me
mitti dal
k rakh di thi kuch din baad
dekha
uss
me se tu mila..
kid does same.. after a few
days uss
bartan me ek mendak milta
hai
Kid( gusse me): man toh
karta hai
tujhe goli maardu but kya
kru
aulaad
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How??
007 60 = 420
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
indian cricket
indian cricket team or toilet may kia simalarity
hay ..............................................................................................................................................kuch
nahy waha par dhoni hay or yaha bhee dhoni hay !
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A husband said this to his wife :
If Jannah was a flower?
I would pick it for you?
If Jannah was a bird?
I would catch it for you?
If Jannah was a house?
I’d build it for you, but?
Since Jannah is a place?
no eye has ever seen?
I make dua for Allah?
to reserve it for you?
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded
"Humans r Soluble in water"
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Sardar ne aik kawwa (crow) paala. Wo bht mulaayim (soft) tha.
Batao Sardar ne uska naam kia rakha hoga?
?
?
Socho?
?
Microsoft..
(My crow soft)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)