Ye Kela Kaise Dia??
Memon:
Ye Kela Kaise Dia??
Keley Wala: 1rs
Memon: 60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai??
Kele Wala: 60 Paise Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega.
Memon: Le 40 Paise, Chilka Rakh Aur Kela De..
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