bank daketer
Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.
Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.
Kyon?
Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do."
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 1481 views
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