Sardar went to meet his Chinese

Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital. 
Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.
 Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 634 views
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