pathan and blood test
Pathan: Aaj main bohat preshan hu aur mujhe Dar lag rha hy.
Major Rohail: Kyu?
Pathan: Aaj main test de k aya hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass.
Major Rohail: Kon sa test?
Pathan: Blood Test
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 892 views
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