Pathan: Aaj main bohat preshan hu aur mujhe Dar lag rha hy.

Major Rohail: Kyu?

Pathan: Aaj main test de k aya hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass.

Major Rohail: Kon sa test?

Pathan: Blood Test

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 959 views

The teacher asked Jimmy

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

2O Saal Ho Gaye

?2O Saal Ho Gaye Par Abhi Tak Ek Cheez BiLkul Nahi BadLi..!
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Parle-G Biscuit Wala Ladka abhi tak bada nahi hua..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu ki master se hui ladai,

Pappu ki master se hui ladai,
Master ne kardi papu ki dhulai,

Pappu ka garam hua khoon,

Gaya kabristan or kabr pe master ki photo latka ke likh diya...
-COMING SOON- :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bechara Pathan

Ek Pathan Ka Raat Ko Cigarette Peenay Ka Dil Kiya.

Harr Taraf Maachis Doondi Par Kahin Nahi Mili,

Aakhir Mein Na Umeed Ho Ke Mom-Batti Bujha Ke So Gaya Bechara.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Retired couple

A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are
discussing all aspects of their future.
"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband
asked wife.
After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look
for a house sharing situation with three other
single or widowed women who might be a little
younger than herself, since she is so active for her
age."
Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die
first?"
He replied, "Probably the same thing."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)