Snta apne Beemar baap
Snta apne Beemar baap se-Papa aapko marnay k bad Dafnaya Jaye ya Jalaya Jaye?
Papa-Beta Mujh se na Pucho, Mujhe Surprise Dena
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 702 views
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