Snta apne Beemar baap
Snta apne Beemar baap se-Papa aapko marnay k bad Dafnaya Jaye ya Jalaya Jaye?
Papa-Beta Mujh se na Pucho, Mujhe Surprise Dena
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 822 views
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her husband, “I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer
pretty. Will you still give me a romantic
compliment?”
Husband replied, “Your eyesight is still excellent.”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic lecturer.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
…SUCCESS…
1. kabhi top na kro wrna log tm se jalne lge gy
2. Hmsha late class me jao iss trha hr teacher tmhe yad rkhe ga
3.zyda prhny se time zaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hy
4.kbi test na do q k beizzati k 2 marks se izzat k 0 marks ache hain
Dedicated to all genius students
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Papa:Rohan,you could not solve this simple sum?.A 5 years child can do this.
Rohan:Papa,you shouldn't get angry unnecessarily.I couldn't do the sum because I am 10 years old.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
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Wife- Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad
Husband- Ya ?
Wife- I Gave Him Food Yesterday & Today He Gifted Me A Book How To Cook?
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Shair arz kia hai
pewasta e shajar se umeed e bahar rakh
bachay 2 hi achay ,bivian beshak 4 rakh
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pappu Apne Dost Golu Se Puchta Hai.
Pappu: “Tujhe Ladki Fasana Aata Hai”
Golu: “Nahi”
Pappu: “Sikhega?”
Golu: “Haan Haan Bilkul”
Pappu: “Toh Aisa Ker Ek Paper Le Uska Jahaz Bana Aur Ussko Class Mein Uda De, Madam Ke Puchne Par Kisi Ladki Ka Naam Laga De Bas Fas Gayi Ladki“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baat Din Ki Nhi Muje Raat Se Darr Lgta Hy,
Ghar Kacha Hy Mera Muje Barsaat Se Dar Lgta Hy.
UsNe Tohfey Me Diye Muje Khoon K Aansu,
Zindgi Ab Teri Har Soghat Se Dar Lgta Hy.
Choro Pyar Ki Baten Koi Or Baat Kro,
Ab To Piyar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lgta Hy.
Meri Khatir Wo Kahin Badnaam Na Ho Jaye,
Is Liye Uski Har Mulaqat Se Dar Lagta Hy.
Apno Me Reh Kr Kuch Aisey ZaKhm Khaye hain,
K Humain to ab Apni Zaat Se Darr Lagta ha.
Kia dabang farmaya Sonakshi ne maza a gya,
K thappar se nhi sahab pyar se dar lagta ha.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Quaid-e-Azam ki Mazar par ja kar dua kar raha tha
"Maira Prize Bond har sorat mai nekalna chahie"
.
Jese hi wo Mazar se bahir agia, kesi ne uske Jaib se Prize Bond nekal lia tha
.
Wo dobar Mazar gia owr bola: "Jinah Sahb ! Pahly pori baat tu samaj lia karain"
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)