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Pathan mobile company mei job k lye gya
1st question k answer pr hi usay laat maar k bhaga
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Ques:Which is the most popular network?
Pathan: AL-QAIDA :-D :-D :-P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1020 views
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