santa ne apni premika
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar
keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 817 views
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