A Boy Took A Book From His Shelf To Study All The Other Books Fell On Him & He Died...



Moral: Jis Ne Kitaab Ko Uthaya,
Samjho Kitaab Ne Us Ko Uthaya... So Be Safe. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 802 views

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta..

Forward kiya to chutiya..

Save kiya to haraami..

Kuch nahi kiya to gandu..

Reply kiya to bharwa..

Ab ker le jo ker sakta hai..

Ghussa huwa to gand phaar dun ga..

Or muskuraya to chod dun ga..

Or agar mujhe dubara fwd kiya to lulli kaat dun ga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 student ne MBA ka form Bhartay huay wa

1 student ne MBA ka form Bhartay huay watchman se pocha :
janab kaisi hay yeh university?

WATCHMAN:

Bohat hi Achi hay. main ne b yahan se he MBA kya hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek kadvaa sach

Ek kadvaa sach :-)
Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

in math paper

In Maths Paper Every 1 Was Writing But Pathan Was Continuously Dancing!

Why?

Bcoz

Someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Steps.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Shahid Afridi in interviewAap ki umer kitni hai?24 years.Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,Kiu ke"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"..

Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

Afridi: 24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,
Kiu ke
"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)