One Miss Call
Pathan:
Miss Apne Kal Mujhe Call Q Ki Thui
Kya Kaam Tha Mujh Se??
Teacher: Main Ne To Koi Call Nhn Ki
Pathan: To Phir Mere Mobile Pe
Kyun Likha Tha 1 Miss Call!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 743 views
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