1 baar 1 sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai
1 baar 1 sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai. Darwazy
per knock karta ....
Gangubai: Kaun?
Sardar: mai....
Gangubai: mai kaun?
Sardar: tu gangubai.......
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2234 views
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