Hilter & Pathan

Hitler Says: “There Is No Word
Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary”

Pathan Says: Ab Bolne Se Kya Faida Hitler Bhai, Jab Kharidi Thi
Tab Hi Check Kerni Thi Na,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 829 views
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