Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.
Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.
Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun
Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kahan Ho Tum?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 635 views
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