A Big Difference

Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On First Bench.. ;-) :-P :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 880 views

Santa Ki Akalmandi

Santa Ek Bar Bus Mein Ja Raha Thha, Conductor Se Bola.

Santa: “Bhai Sahab Do Ticket Dena”

Conductor Hairani Ho Kar: “Do Kyon?”

Santa: “Agar Ek Kho Gayi To Doosri Kaam Aayegi Na”

Conductor Uska Majak Udate Hue: “Agar Dono Kho Gayi Toh?”

Santa Muskurate Hue: “Abe Mere Ko Bilkul Hi Bevkoof Samjha Hua Hai Kya, Ye Pass Kis Din Kaam Aayega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sab tumhari tarah

1 baar 1 larki akeli ja rahi thi,
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1 larka samnay se aaya,
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Dono bilkul paas aagaye,
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Larka side pe ho gaya,
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Larki chali gai,
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Moral:
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Sab tumhari tarah nahi hotay

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Promotion Policy in pakistan..

Promotion Policy in pakistan..

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People Who Do Lot Of Work...Make Lot Of Mistakes.

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People Who Do Less Work...Make Less Mistakes.

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People Who Do Not Work...Make No Mistakes.

And People Who Make No Mistakes,

Deserve Promotion!

Simple.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Judge: Isse Pehle Ki Faisla Sunaya

Judge: Isse Pehle Ki Faisla Sunaya Jaaye, Tum Kuch Adalat Main Kehna Chahte Ho.
Apradhi: Nahi Saahab Aaj Subah Aakhiri Dus Rupaye Bhi Vakil Sahab Ko De Diye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patient: Mjhe bemari hai

Patient: Mjhe bemari hai. Na khaoon tu bhook lagti
hai,

Na soo tu Neend aati hai, Ziada kaam kr k thak jaata
hoon.

Doctor: Saari Raat Dhoop mai betho Theek hojaogay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)