A Big Difference Between School & Col
A Big Difference
Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On First Bench.. ;-) :-P :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 812 views
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