Me taqat war tha
Santa:me bachpan me bahut taqatwar tha.
Banta:wo kaise?
Santa:meri maan kehti hai k jab me rota tha to sara ghar sar pe utha leta tha.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 709 views
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