For job intrview Question
For job intrview Question.
British to Sardar: “where is abu dabi?”
Sardar:
“jis qubrastan ty Ami Dabi,
Ody naal e zara para kr k Abu dabi”.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 917 views
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