Meri shadi ho gai
Employee-
" boss meri shadi ho gayi,meri salary bhada do"
Boss-
"factory ke bahar hone wale hadso ke liye company
zimedar nahi hoti"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 767 views
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