1 karwa such
Jab ap ki girl friend ap se kahe k tum bahot ache ho
tumhen koi bi mil jae gi
to bhai samjh ja us ko koi aur mil gaya hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 806 views
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A Very Emotional Message :
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bete ne “Maa”Say Pucha,
“Kab Tak Meri Fikar Main is
Tarah Raton ko jagti Rahogi?”
“Maa”Nay Piyar say Mera
Maatha Chooma Aur Kaha:
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“Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri Maaon
say Rat ko Bat karna nahi Chorega
“Begherat.”Oopp ssss
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Moral :
MAA SAB JANTI HAI..!!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 kainat
9 seyare
214 mumalak
809 jaziry
7 samandar
8 billion log
lakin ganja pher bi pakistan k hise me aa gaya.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.
"That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other.
"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?"
"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A student asked a question from his Chemistry teacher.. Sir where do you put dirty dishes?
The teacher replied: In the zinc
Hahaha =D
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Khan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:-)
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 Pathan interview dene ke liye gya,
Officer:-
"Tum kitne bhai behen ho?"
Pathan:- 9
Officer:-
"Un mein tumhara kon sa no. ha?"
Pathan:-
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'Telenor ka'..:-D
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, Lord, theyre finally together. One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Boy:-waz ur name?
gal:-Q btau?
me tumhe janti bhi nahi
Boy:-mat batao me bhi kaunsa tumhe apni "FERRARI"me bitha raha hu.
Gal:-Anjali B.com,2nd year, tution time 6-8.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Three reasons to give Exams
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1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)