Abe Tujhe Chain Nahi Hai Kya?
Ek Baar Ek Ladka Plane Se Mumbai Ja Raha Tha.
Wo Baar-Baar Toilet Ja Raha Tha, Ye Dekh Usko Ek Air Hostess Ne Puchha.
Air Hostess: “Aap 5 Minute Mein 4 Baar Toilet Ja Chuke, Kya Aap Ko Chain Nahi Hai?”
Ladka Rote Hue: “Chain To Hai Ji, Lekin Khul Nahi Rahi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1037 views
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