Ek Baar Ek Ladka Plane Se Mumbai Ja Raha Tha.

Wo Baar-Baar Toilet Ja Raha Tha, Ye Dekh Usko Ek Air Hostess Ne Puchha.

Air Hostess: “Aap 5 Minute Mein 4 Baar Toilet Ja Chuke, Kya Aap Ko Chain Nahi Hai?”

Ladka Rote Hue: “Chain To Hai Ji, Lekin Khul Nahi Rahi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1064 views

Har Sawal

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Student

Ek student Exam hall mai Paper par apna Panja Bana raha tha
Examiner: Beta Paper mai tu Hand ka diagram wala koi Question nahi
Student: Mai Paper Banany Waly par
Laanat bhaij raha hon

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

ham apke gali sa guzra ajeeb itafaq tha

ham apke gali sa guzra ajeeb itafaq tha
apna phool phanka gamla bhe sath tha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Mama ne nayi swift car l

Mama ne nayi swift car li,

Swift car k peche likhwaya
"Saawan Ko Aane Do"
Peche se truck ne thok diya,

Truck par likha tha
"aaya saawan jhoom ke"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Alphabet

One day a kid goes to the teacher and says
KID: "Miss Can I Go To The Toilet"
TEACHER: "Yes but first you have to say the
alphabet"
So He Says the alphabet.
KID: "A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o _ q r s t u v w x
y z"
TEACHER: "Wheres The P"
KID: "Its Running down my leg miss"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)