PIA ki flight me Captain anouncment k bad mike Off krna bhoL gaya…

Captain apne co-pilot se: Ab me 1 cup coffee piyun ga phr Air hostess ko kiss kroga.

ye sun kr 1 air hostes mike OFF krne bhagi to gir gai.

Sath betha pthan: O Khuda Ka Bandi Aram se Jao pehle wo cofee piye ga….

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 868 views

formate memorycard

Wife: Zara Mujhay Apna Mobile Dekhana

Husband: Wait Us Ko Main On To Kar Loun,
Delete Videos Delete Pictures Delete Private Folders Delete Numbers Delete All Messages Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Format Memory Card, Yeh Lo...

Wife: acha 10 Baj Gaiy Hain. Bus Time Hi Dekhna Tha Thanks../"

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

1 Snta ne apni bhabi ko jan se mar diya

1 Snta ne apni bhabi ko jan se mar diya. Logo ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko Q mara?

snta bola:
O yar mai jis-se b puchta k tum phone pe kis-se bat kr rha h to wo khta. Teri bhabhi se.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

why did the chicken cross road

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the
other side.
Why did she go to the other side? To go to the
bar.
Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.
Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's
where all the cocks hang out.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Girlfriend to Santa

Girlfriend to Santa: Me tum se tabi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.

Funny Santa: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa found answer to themost difficul

Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)