What is girlfriend ?

Question:what is girlfriend ?

Answer: jo her bat pe tok tok ker tumhari her adat badal day or 2 sal bad kahay "Ab tum pehlay jaisay nahi rahe."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 692 views
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