Teacher se pyar kerna

Boy: Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai ''Teacher'' Se Pyar
Karna.
Friend- Kyu?
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Boy- Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh
Kar Check Kar Dia..!! Or Boli Handwriting Improve
Karo.:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 640 views
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