Pathan
A Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out
Another Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out
A Pathan Scientist Was Watching & Concluded
Humans r Soluble in water
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 793 views
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