2 meter lambi pipe

sonu 2 meter lambi pipe se hukka pi raha tha,
monu itne lambe pipe se kyu pi raha hai
sonu yaar dr saab ne tambaku se dur rahne ko kaha
hai...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 520 views
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