Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 657 views

Hospital main ek doctor se

Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctor Se lar rahe the.
doctor:Kya hua?
Santa Banta:Doctr ne operation me orignal Chize
nikal kar china ka dal diya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boy To Girl

Boy To Girl :
You Look Like A Barbie !

...Girl :
Thanks!
So You Mean
I m Tall And Beautiful ?

Boy:
No, Plastic And Without Brain..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Believe on husband

"Do you really believe your husband when he tells
you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's
best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well,
maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane
"he never returns with any fish..."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pakistani to American

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?

American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain.

Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.

Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi,

Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.

Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kids in hospitol

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying
on stretchers next to each other
outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks,
"What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to
get my tonsils out and I'm a little
nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing
to worry about. I had that done when
I was four. They put you to sleep, and
when you wake up they give you lots
of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are
you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision." "Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good
luck, buddy. I had that done when I
was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)