Jahan khawab wahan hbl

Sardar ko khawab me kisi ne qatal kardia

subah sardar ne apna hbl ka acconut band kara dia. Q k jahan khawab wahan hpl aur hbl khawabun ko tabeer me badal sakta hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 589 views
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