larkih Oh my GOD

Ek pathan cycle pe larki k samny zor se gira aur jaldi se khara ho gaya

larkih Oh my GOD

Pathan:Hum aisy he utarta hai..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 596 views
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