Customer Se Tameez

Tution sir: Abey Gadhe Home Work Kyun Nahi Karta Tu?

New Age Student:
Tameez Se Baat Kar Saale,

Customer Se Aise Baat Karte Hain Kya? :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 628 views
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