Parking
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 716 views
Similar Jokes
Boy: Agr Moka Mila To Tum Mujhse Shaadi Karo Gi?
Girl: Agr Moka Mil Gaya To Shaadi Karne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai?
O teri kher Bachii HBO Dekhti Hai !!!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
For job intrview Question.
British to Sardar: “where is abu dabi?”
Sardar:
“jis qubrastan ty Ami Dabi,
Ody naal e zara para kr k Abu dabi”.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: yar jahaz jab urta he to uske gate q bnd ho jate he
Pathan: kafi der sochne ke baad
.
.
.
.
.
Yar koi juice ya kulfi wala na charh jaye
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa:Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ chahiye,meri biwi ne 1saal se mujhse baat nahi ki
Judge:1bar phir sochle beta,aisi biwi nasib walon ko milti hE
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.
"I`m busy," he said, "I`ll do the next one."
The next time came around and she asked again.
The husband looked puzzled, "Oh! I didn`t mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik aadmi jangal jangal se guzar raha tha
Lion: "aaj mein tumhara khoon pi jaaonga".
Aadmi: "mera khoon thanda hai, mere piche aik nojawaan aaraha hai us ka khoon garam hai uss ka khoon pina."
Lion: "nahi, aaj mera dil cold drink pine ko ji chah raha hai."
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Dukan ka malik santa se-grahak ko kbhi khali nhi
jane dena! Agr dukaan me vo cheez nhi h to dusri
offr kro. Grahak-toilet paper dena.Santa-wo nhi h
REGMAL lelo
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar so raha tha: Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
.
.
.
.
Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko Torch le kar dondh raha hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police officer 2 his son!
Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna
band
Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Girl: "I'm Breaking Up With You."
Boy: "Ok, Can I Get A Last Hug?"
*Girl Hugs Boy*
Girl: "Wait, Are You Covered In Glue?"
Boy: "Yeah.":)
by Usama (few years ago!)