Parking
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 490 views
Similar Jokes
theif with a knife:
Give all your money to me.
Man: Do you know who I am..?
I am the presiden of this country.
Theif: Really … Ok than give me my money back.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa ka bacha-Teri MAA itni moti he k sab usko TRUCK kehte he
Banta ka bacha: Teri MAA moti nai he isliye sab log use cycle cycle kehte he
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.
Afridi Ne six maara.
Pehla Pagal!!
Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Kisi unknown number se Pathan ko sms mila:
"Agar tum zaheen ho to Rs.200 ka balance bhejo, aur agar hoshiyar ho to Rs.300 ka balance bhejo."
Pathan ne us number par Rs.500 ka balance bheja aur likha:
"Hum zaheen bhi hai aur hoshiyar bhi,ainda hum ko challenge na karna!"
by HAQ (few years ago!)
MEMON K VALIMAY May,
Bar Bar PANI Pesh Kia Ja Rha Tha,
Tang Akar 1 Aadmi Nay Kaha:
Janab Halaq May Pani Phans Gya Hai Kia Thori Si BIRYANI Milay Gi;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek jin sharab penay insan ki shakal ma gaya 12 glass py gya.
sardr:tenu chaddi nahi ?
Jin:maa jin hoon
sardar:lay chadd gayi Kanjar nuu :)P
by umair Khan (few years ago!)
A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Officer: What Is Your Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir
Officer: Your Father’s Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer: Your Native Place
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: (angrily) What Is It?
Candidate: Metric Pass
Officer: Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: And What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Money Problem Sir
Officer: Describe Your Personality
Candidate: M P. Sir
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Son: Papa Good News hai
Father: Kia?
Son: Apko yad hai na, ap ne kaha ta ke agar mai Exam me Pass howa tu ap mujhe 5000 rupey daingy?
Father: Han
Son: Apke 5000 bach gay
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 larki coke pi rahi thi, k achanak us main se aik MACHAR nikla aur bola "MAA"
Larki: Main teri maan nahi hon.
Machar: Aisa na bol maan main teri COKE se nikla hon!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)