Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada
Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
Used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 874 views
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