Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada
Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
Used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 614 views
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Hahaha w0w :-P
intelligent b0y i must say :-D:-P
Whenever i see a beautiful girl's profile,
I click, open it..
And if her pics are open,
i check them all..
And if i find her attractive, i just drop a message,
" hey, your pics are open. Anyone can misuse them. take care"
She replies, " thanks"
Now, the conversation starts ;-)
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Mom: Kahan Gaye the Tum ??
Child: .........
Mom: Bolo Kahan gaye the?? =/
Child: .........
Mom: Bologe ya Main Bataun ?? =@
Child: .........
Mom SLAPS !!! =(
Child *Crying*
Mom: Chalo Batao Ab ??!!
Child: Oh mummy main........... .
Mom: Chuppp.. Mere Aagey
Zubaan matt Chalao..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy:tum kon si cream use karti ho?
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Boy:to kar lia kar kali bangalan
ooo teri khair direct izat ka falooda
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Intelligent Sardar
All Scientists Fail 2 Answer This
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?
?
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Reporter To Meera: What Is Your Favorite Dish & Drink?
MEERA: Mother Of Potato & one Leg Mango Juice
Reporter: Main Samjha Nahi!?
MEERA: Oh My God! You Pendu’s, Ek To Tum Peoples Ko English Nahi Aati. Main Ne Kaha Mujhe
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Student.Ok
Teacher.Whats your father name....'
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by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa- arz kiya hai........
Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi,
Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi,
Maine usko itne khat likhe ki
... ..
..
..
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woh postman ke saath bhag
gayi..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)