Pathan Ne Sardi Me A.C Lgwaya..
Pathan Ne Sardi Me A.C Lgwaya..
1 Shakhs Ne Pucha:
Itni Sardi Me A.C?
Pathan:
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Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya Ha,
Garam Hawa Andar Or
Thandi Hawa Bahar Jaye Gi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 862 views
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