Husband drinking and said
Husband drinking and said: Tum kon ho ?
Biwi: Pagal ho gaye ho kiya?
apni Biwi ko bhee bhoul gaye Kiya?
HUSBAND: Nasha har ‘gham’ bhula deta hay.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 980 views
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