Pathan
Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI..
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 889 views
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