Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta
Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta,
Maa: Kahan Thay.?
Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha,
"MAA DA PYAR"
Maa: Ab oopar Ja k ek Aur Film Dekh...
"peoo DI MAAR"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 660 views
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