Tum aaj phir der sey school aaey ho?
Ustad (Shagird se): Tum aaj phir der sey school aaey ho?
Shagird: Sir rastey mein ek board ki wajah sey der ho jaati hey, us per likha hey, aagey school hey, aahista chalein
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 924 views
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