PATHAN Ki Bus Nehar Me Gir Gai
POLICE: Bus Kesy Giri?

PATHAN:Muje Ni Pta!
POLICE : Q?

PATHAN : Wo Aj Helper Ni Aya
To Me Pechy Kraya Lene Gya Hua Tha.. ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1061 views

Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue

Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha,

Aurat: 'Dekhta kya h ? Teri maa ki umar ki hu'

Santa: To mai b apne baap k liye he dhund raha hu...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband sent a text to his wife

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message" xP :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Raat ke 3 bje

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya –
Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti
to mehfooz rehti kya?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Funny

2 Pathano ki larrai ho jati hai:
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1st Pathan: Agar tu ne apne baap ka doodh piya hai to mujhe sai larrai kar.
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2nd Pathan: He hee khocha baap ka doodh to hota he nahi hai.
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1st Pathan: Abe to General Store pe ja Milk Pack ka Dibba Utha Dukandaar bolyga,
Rakh Tere Baap Ka Doodh hai Rakh

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

Student: “Air Hostess!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)